To the point - 2020/03/13

" I am indeed Jhunjhunwala, the national 100 metres champion. I am buying black shoes because I have been asked to run in a sponsored event with film stars. I hate the concept totally. This black shoes will be a symbol of my protest to the sponsors!!"

To the point - 2020/03/12

" I need lenses of special type. I should be able to see. But others should not be able to see my eyes. Because I want to sleep in office !!"

To the point - 2020/03/11

" Kindly give me Rs.20000 in such a way that Rs.12345 is separate. Because 12345 is my lucky number !!"

To the point - 2020/03/10

"I am applying white colour because white symbolises peace and also because white is made of 7 colours"

To the point - 2020/03/09

"A flight journey and body mind soul? As a sadhu I feel a flight journey slows down and makes one's soul lazy !!"

To the point - 2020/03/08

"Busy, me? I am actually writing an article related to our customers. . . Then I will make it better. . . Then much better.. . .  Then I shall make a precis of it.  . . Then type it in computer. . . . Then translate in two other languages I know.  . . .Then I . . ."

To the point - 2020/03/07

"I offered to buy vegetables for free today and at double the cost tomorrow because . . . . . . I forgot to bring my money purse today !!"

To the point - 2020/03/06

"No, I am not a customer and am not planning to buy a computer. I am looking out for a suitable job opening for me here !!"

To the point -2020/03/05

"So what we don't know each other and we have never met before. I have a bottle of whisky, some snacks in my bag and my house is empty. Just join me !!"

To the point - 2020/03/04 II

"There may be riots and arsoning in your village. But that does not mean that you can stay in the office till things come back to normalcy !!"

To the point - 2020/03/04

"The secret of my success is that I have never failed as much as you are failing now !!"