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"Try to understand me, my dear wife and children. We do not have enough to buy a new flat and move in. What I suggest is we buy microwave oven, music system, some furniture and all and renovate this house. That will be cheaper. Please try to understand !!" 

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" Oh No !!! We have packed and have taken all the food items, coffee, music and play things and have come to this remote place. But we forgot to take one essential thing. Water !!!"

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 "Don't be jealous, my dear wife. In your case, only Mr. Gonsalves likes you. Not Mrs. Gonsalves. But in my case both Mrs. and Mr. Sharma like me. " 

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"I hope now you know how much badly I need a promotion, sir !!"

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"I know it is difficult to get 100 rupee notes these days. So make the guru dakshina as 4 into 500 instead of 4 into 100. This is correct according to sayings also. As they say, giving 1 guru more dakshina is equivalent to giving 108 normal men."

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"In olden times, my mother might have called your grandmother by bad names. But that does not mean you start a war right now and begin hitting us !!"

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"It is true that you wanted 4 persons for Annadhanam . But I can eat food of 4 persons. Also it is said that giving food to 1 pandit is equivalent to feeding 108 normal persons. So I came alone . "