To the point

 "Don't be jealous, my dear wife. In your case, only Mr. Gonsalves likes you. Not Mrs. Gonsalves. But in my case both Mrs. and Mr. Sharma like me. " 

To the point

 

"I hope now you know how much badly I need a promotion, sir !!"

To the point

 

"I know it is difficult to get 100 rupee notes these days. So make the guru dakshina as 4 into 500 instead of 4 into 100. This is correct according to sayings also. As they say, giving 1 guru more dakshina is equivalent to giving 108 normal men."

To the point

 

"In olden times, my mother might have called your grandmother by bad names. But that does not mean you start a war right now and begin hitting us !!"

To the point

 

"It is true that you wanted 4 persons for Annadhanam . But I can eat food of 4 persons. Also it is said that giving food to 1 pandit is equivalent to feeding 108 normal persons. So I came alone . "

To the point

 

"It is too much. I just said that the poori aloo served by our neighbour Sujatha was yummy. Why get so much upset about that ?"

Skull drawn

 

The skull was drawn. Ochre notebook.  White charcoal pencil. Normal HB pencil. 

But there are shortcomings.  Hope to draw better next time.