"Sir, are you working on computer ?"
"No. I am minding my own business !!"
"You are trying to be smart. Giving donations to charity and fooling people. Become a minister. And that's my challenge !!"
"And you? Meeting VIPs like me. Trying to get publicity. Get out I say !!"
"If I were a millionaire then I would have had 5 cars and 12 air-conditioners !!"
"And if I were an IAS officer then I would have had you behind bars !!"