Saturday, September 28, 2019

Thursday, September 26, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/27

"Hey !! I was only putting money on poor men's pocket who are helpless but do not beg !!"

Saturday, September 21, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/22

"My life has been ruined by my rival and my wife. I was a rich person. I trusted my wife and gave her a blank cheque 10 days ago. I gave my bitter rival a blank cheque 2 days ago. To cheat him. My wife did not use the blank cheque. My rival did. Also she eloped with my rival !!"

Friday, September 20, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/21

"No one knows how he died. He was a gangster. His family and relatives deserted him. Many relatives were against him. Some police were with him. Because of his power. Some against him. He had rivals in his gang. Apart from that he had a lot of tensions and had suicidal intentions. People say. Doctors were scared to come and declare him dead too. A 10 year old child of his neighbour found him still for 2-3 hours. Then some of his friends declared him dead and now this funeral procession."

To the point - 2019/09/20

"Hooray !! It is a Sunday !! A whole day of cleaning, mopping, utensils, cooking !! Wow !!"

Thursday, September 19, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/19

"Think about it man. I am lame and in crutches and cannot fly a kite. You can. But you must give the kite and the thread to the kids. They must be flying. And not you !!"

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/18

"You have come for the interview without any documents and say that you need the job because you are the nephew of our chairman. You do not know; I am the cousin of the CBI director !!"

Monday, September 16, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/17

"As a committee chairman I have listened to the criminal activities of Ravi Verma. He is a thief, he is corrupt, he is a cheat etc. But tell me gentlemen, do these things not happen in our society? Therefore this committee declares that Ravi Verma is from the society !!"

Saturday, September 14, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/15

"I am indeed Jhunjhunwala the mega rich man once upon a time. I made my son MD of my companies and transferred all my properties to him. When my son was young I asked him to beg so that he understands importance of money. Now he has made me one for ever !!"

Friday, September 13, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/14

"I tried to specialise in stealing. I would only steal lottery tickets. Now, not only the lottery tickets failed to win prizes but I have got into jail too for stealing !!"

To the point - 2019/09/13

"I had deliberately given an empty file to you two days back to check whether you work or not. You have not come back to me in the last two days!!"

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/10

"That guy is not a policeman. He is an actor. He wants to improve his acting skills and therefore he is in this market with his fake uniform!!"

Saturday, September 7, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/08

"Can't help it if the pension scheme has stopped and your money returned grandpa. Schemes are subject to market risks. You should have read the documents carefully in your service time!!"

Friday, September 6, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/07

"My approach to tuitions is different. In my method you will teach and I am the student. This way I come to know how much you understand."

Thursday, September 5, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/06

"Thank you so much for cooking these days. Not only do I not have to cook. But my eating cravings are also reduced!!".

Wednesday, September 4, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/05

"You cannot buy that hut, sir. You just can't afford it. This is where the India's richest man Dorairaj was born !! "

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/04

"I was away on tour the whole last week. Therefore, I have not made our home unclean last week. I want to relax this Sunday and do not want to clean and tidy our home today"

Monday, September 2, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/03

"You are not able to negotiate. You do not manage properly. You are not great in leadership too. You must resign which you are not. Hence , I shall resign."

Sunday, September 1, 2019

To the point - 2019/09/02

"Instead of seeking blessings now, if you had concentrated on your studies earlier it would have been better".

To the point - 2019/09/01

"Let us end our severe enmity of life and death with a glass of juice !!"