To the point - 2020/05/01

"Boss, you are incompetent. I can tolerate that. You lack leadership. I can tolerate that. You lack vision. I can tolerate that. But bribes sir? I just . . . ."

"You stupid idiot. Stop all these. I can fire you this instant. But I am not going to. Now, get out!!"

To the point - 2020/04/30

"Why have you turned your face the other way ? Nowadays you are not interested in me at all !"

"I have a sprain in my neck. That's why. In fact nowadays you don't care about my health at all !"

To the point - 2020/04/22

"My new friend here; during summer holidays of 11th-12th class I worked in auto garage. Not doing problems. My father arranged this summer training !!"

To the point - 2020/04/21

"Excellent lunch party Professor of Mathematics sahab. Let me introduce you to Mr. Ravi. He once met even the Secretary, DoE for his translation idea of Indian languages. Now he is keen in Mathematics. Consider him suitably, Sir."

To the point - 2020/04/20

"The solution, young man? Off with purchase and finance. On with Amazon and private and net banks!!"

To the point - 2020/04/20

"The main problem, young man? I concentrate on Bhilai and Salem. I am a leader in Microsoft technology. Those at helm in finance and personnel concentrate on Centre (capital of India). They are usually leaders in political sense. So focus and leadership focus dear friend!!"

To the point - 2020/04/19

"He is the man I was talking of, Sundarji. He is likely to build powerful path selection algorithms and AI where clauses algorithms. If we don't use him here John will absorb him !!"

To the point - 2010/4/18

"Sirji you are great professorial in mathematics. I am sorry for outburst. Hour glass or no hour glass we must face life and accept challenges. And that is 1,2,3,4,5,9,10."

To the point - 2020/04/17

"I must warn you Professor of Mathematics. If complex functions and elliptic functions are of hour glass; then remember I have uttered and written about 1,2,3,4,5,9,10 !!"

To the point - 2020/04/17

"Sir, I voted for you. You must do reservations based on financial capacity and free food for old and compulsory one child policy and . . "

"Stop it you fool. You may do all this on reaching my position. Now get out !!"

In memory of Late Shri RKLaxman

The Malgudi Days illustrations were so good. Remember them?
I wanted to try a Malgudi Days type of illustration. I am happy with the result.
We miss you, RKLaxman.

To the point - 2020/04/16

"Swamiji, we both have decent knowledge of vedic mantras and vedic rituals. We are facing employment issues. We both can assist you all in vedic yagnas. Kindly allow us to serve God with you if not inconvenient !!"

To the point - 2020/04/16

"I have got the promotion order. Let's go for dinner. The two of us tonight."

"I am not interested. I shall rather cook for kids at home. Regarding promotion you should have got me diamond ring !!"

To the point - 2020/04/15

"Madam hairdresser, this man is well known to our family. He is very neat and clean and he likes self-grooming. Kindly start pedicure in your shop and employ this man. Needless to say you two will gain a lot. And solace to my heart!!"

To the point - 2020/04/14

"Sir, you are a great mechanic and you have this shop. This man along with me has a intense liking for cleaning cars and polishing cars. If you promote this man to your customers then you two will gain a lot. And also solace to my heart !!"

To the point - 2020/04/13

"Sirji, you are a great professorial in mathematics. This is the man I was talking of. A little Gauss, he is. Not interested in prizes or awards. Some good ideas. Kindly do something suitable. Needless to say the three of us are likely to gain a lot !!"

To the point - 2020/04/12

"Sir, you are a great venture capitalist. This is the boy I was talking of. He is damn good in data structures especially JSON. Marriages, Hotels, Restaurants, Transport. You name it. He has the JSON model for it. He says 'Data is everything. Programming is nothing'. Please help him. Needless to say the three of us are likely to gain a lot !!"

To the point - 2020/04/12

"Sir, you are a great music director. And this is the man I was talking about. Excellent music silence. Excellent rhythms. Excellent in songs. Four regional flavours. Put him in your music troupe. Needless to say the three of us will gain a lot !!"

To the point - 2020/04/11

"Buy this painting, sir. You are a big celebrity. And I shall spread the news that you have bought a painting of an unknown painter. Soon there will be demand for this painter. Needless to say the three of us will gain a lot !!"

To the point - 2020/04/10

"Do you like me more or like the kids more?"

"I like my God the most. And my kids are my God's gift !!"

To the point - 2020/04/09

"Do you think we are made for each other?"

"Dear husband, I think only about the kids who are made from one another !!"

A pen and pencil sketch