"I hope now you know how much badly I need a promotion, sir !!"
"I know it is difficult to get 100 rupee notes these days. So make the guru dakshina as 4 into 500 instead of 4 into 100. This is correct according to sayings also. As they say, giving 1 guru more dakshina is equivalent to giving 108 normal men."
"In olden times, my mother might have called your grandmother by bad names. But that does not mean you start a war right now and begin hitting us !!"