Friday, May 29, 2020

To the point - 2020/05/30

"I am a hardworking and straight man, sir. I pay my taxes regularly. My question to you is, are you involved in all these scams? Simple question. Answer in yes or no."
"You stupid idiot. I can do considerable damage to you. However, I will not. My answer is not in one word. My answer is that media barons and some business men are more responsible for these scams than me !!"

Thursday, May 28, 2020

To the point - 2020/05/29

"Kindly make some mushroom omelette for me. "

"I shall be making upma for breakfast. If you want, you make mushroom omelette. And if you make , then make for me too !!"

Thursday, May 21, 2020

To the point - 2020/05/21

" Sir, I come from a village in your constituency. I came all the way to ask you a question. Are you corrupt or not? Simple question. I want an answer in yes or no."
"You stupid villager. I can ruin you. However I am not going to. My answer is not in one word. And my answer is I am doing good work for the welfare of our people."

Monday, May 18, 2020

To the point - 2020/05/19

"Sir,what is the best advice you ever got and who gave it to you ?"
"Hmm . . . My father. He said 'Always be a good boy'"

Sunday, May 17, 2020

To the point - 2020/05/18

"Sir, if you could have lunch with one person alive or dead, who would it be?"
" . . . My wife!!"

Saturday, May 16, 2020

To the point - 2020/05/17

"I am happy to be here. For our holidays. Are you not happy?"
"If my kids are happy; I am happy. Their happiness matters."

Friday, May 15, 2020

To the point - 2020/05/16

"Hello there!! Let me try my hand at the fork lifter. I have obtained my driving licence for two wheeler and four wheeler on merit. That too without going to a driving school."