To the point - 2020/05/30

"I am a hardworking and straight man, sir. I pay my taxes regularly. My question to you is, are you involved in all these scams? Simple question. Answer in yes or no."

"You stupid idiot. I can do considerable damage to you. However, I will not. My answer is not in one word. My answer is that media barons and some business men are more responsible for these scams than me !!"

To the point - 2020/05/29

"Kindly make some mushroom omelette for me. "

"I shall be making upma for breakfast. If you want, you make mushroom omelette. And if you make , then make for me too !!"

To the point - 2020/05/21

" Sir, I come from a village in your constituency. I came all the way to ask you a question. Are you corrupt or not? Simple question. I want an answer in yes or no."

"You stupid villager. I can ruin you. However I am not going to. My answer is not in one word. And my answer is I am doing good work for the welfare of our people."

To the point - 2020/05/19

"Sir,what is the best advice you ever got and who gave it to you ?"

"Hmm . . . My father. He said 'Always be a good boy'"

To the point - 2020/05/18

"Sir, if you could have lunch with one person alive or dead, who would it be?"

" . . . My wife!!"

To the point - 2020/05/17

"I am happy to be here. For our holidays. Are you not happy?"

"If my kids are happy; I am happy. Their happiness matters."

To the point - 2020/05/16

"Hello there!! Let me try my hand at the fork lifter. I have obtained my driving licence for two wheeler and four wheeler on merit. That too without going to a driving school."

To the point - 2020/05/15

"Can I buy a dozen pieces of hankies for men?"

"Of course you can buy. Provided you have money in your pocket earned by legitimate means. And you pay your taxes. However hankies are currently unavailable in my shop right now."

To the point - 2020/05/14

" Do you really have bullets in your rifle ?"

" Do yoy really have money in your purse?"

To the point - 2020/05/13

"Conductorji, when will the bus start ?"

"Depends. Number of passengers. Type of passengers. VIP and ministers movement. Which traffic cop is on duty. What . . . . "

To the point - 2020/05/12

"Are there any good restaurants around here ?"

"There are restaurants. But whether good or not only you can say after eating !!"

To the point - 2020/05/11

"Do you think about the shining stars and the brilliant moon at night ?"

"I do think about them. But then I fall asleep !!"

To the point - 2020/05/05

"I can fully understand your reasons for wanting to take voluntary retirement. And I am personally against it. You are precious. In fact there are more people who wants you to continue to serve. That's the importance of da vinci human resource."

To the point - 2020/05/05

"My respected NGO boss; I agree I did not bring enough cheques from sponsors for our save a child project. But I was and am deeply attached to the save a child project. I agree I could not bring in cash for old age ashram. But I was and am deeply attached to the old age ashram. I agree . . ."

"Get out you worthless guy. I am firing you. I suggest you see a good psychiatrist. I can give reference if you wish !!"

To the point - 2020/05/03

"More hard work with writing ? To me more hard work with pen and paper will only break the delicate gel pen nib !!"

To the point - 2020/04/03

"It's so hot and I forgot to switch on the AC. Kindly switch it on please."

"I am feeling fine. And sleepy too. You want AC, you switch it on !!"