"I am indeed Raj Dharam of erstwhile Dharam Mega Stores. The shop was big. And my wife and I wanted to expand. My wife had this plan of giving items free to influential people. Alas she was unable to distinguish who is influential and who is not. As a result many people got free items from our shop. And myself and my wife have become beggars. My wife is begging in the next street !!"
"And how do you propose to keep my daughter happy? With such a low salary that you get?"
"I shall tell her good jokes sir !!"
"You netas are just cheats. And goondas. And rapists. And corrupt. I have a lot of anger. Do what you can !!"
"I am not going to do anything. I just offer you my blessings !!"
Why the earth moves around sun? It is a question of science and mathematics. Why the grass is green? It is a question of philosophy and beauty. That was a good thinking. Nowadays my thinking is fruitful . . . .
"Please don't hit me. I am not the thief. I swear. I only ran after the thief to try and capture him !!"
Will the fan fall down? Probably not. It is probability. Will I drink this coffee? Possibly yes. It is about temptation. I have made a good thinking. Probability and temptation. It is good that my thinking is fruitful . . .
"Welcome to my home, Mr. Rastogi. What will you have? A cold drink or tea?"
"Mr.Arora, I shall have aloo tikki, samosa chaat and rabri falooda . . . . Just joking !!"
"The suggestion of yours is quite good. It has taken into consideration our organisation, its business and other issues. But it has no relevance for me. Hence your suggestion is rejected !!"
"I am a good dafli player. I am good in rhythms. I have four musical flavours. I am good in composing. Make me part of your troupe."
"You may have excellent music qualities. But unless you have a backing of big banners I will not take you!!"
"When will corruption end netaji?"
"If you die, you will not be able to see. You will not be able to see corruption too. So corruption will end when you die !!"
"You won't believe this. I was transferred to this city and came here only yesterday. I moved into my new quarters yesterday. 5 hours back I decided to take a walk. Now I have forgotten my way back. Also I do not have the address. Today is a office holiday too. Also I forgot to take my mobile !!"
