To the point - 2020/07/23

"Hey tea boy !! You reduce the tea from other glasses and give me a glass of tea. If you do that for a month I shall give you 30 rupees !!"

To the point - 2020/07/21

"Hey newspaper boy !! You leave the newspaper with me for 15 minutes. And then take it back. I shall give 30 rupees. Buying the newspaper is costly for me and also you will get some extra money. What do you say?"

To the point - 2020/07/20

"We have been into the sea for about an hour or so using the steering wheel extensively. Now I realise that we neither have a compass or a mobile. How will we go back as there is no sense of direction ?"

To the point - 2020/07/19

"You must reduce my bill amount by half. Otherwise, I shall eat very slowly. Thereby occupying the seat for more time and reducing your customers !!"

To the point - 2020/07/18

"Didi, kindly take 200 rupees from me. Offer 100 rupees to the temple diety and keep 100 rupees for yourself. You seem to have a lot of bhakti. Pray that I get a job. Actually if I go to the temple priest I will have to spend 500 rupees !!"

To the point - 2020/07/17

"Kindly give me two tickets. From here to the last stop. And from the last stop to back here. I have lots of time to spare !!"